Funny Status Message #189016
X is I bought a bottle of Himalayan salt today.
It's supposed to be two hundred and fifty million years old.
I just noticed the expiration date is July, 2019.
Good thing they dug it up when they did.
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Truman
Sunday September 23, 2018 @ 07:07 AM
Sunday September 23, 2018 @ 07:07 AM
Terse!..you seem to have a problem? Politicians vote for themselves?..and repetition is the foundation of this site? Almost every joke has been told and heard before? So pour some de-caf..put your pleasant head on and just ignore the jokes that you don't like! You are coming over as being rather disturbed..and disturbing!
Terse
Sunday September 23, 2018 @ 11:12 PM
Sunday September 23, 2018 @ 11:12 PM
Stop being so mean to me.
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Sunday September 23, 2018 @ 05:36 AM
Liking your own unoriginal post. That's class.