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X says Why isn't anyone at this beach lowering their sunglasses to check me out?
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←Rate | 07-08-2018 10:11

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Sunday July 8, 2018 @ 05:02 PM

Because you're a conservative. Conservative people are really, really, really, really ugly.

Sunday July 8, 2018 @ 08:39 PM

^^^ Predictable, platitudinous and pathetic.

Sunday July 8, 2018 @ 08:49 PM

^^
But it's tried, tested and true.

Thursday July 12, 2018 @ 04:29 AM

^^ Got a weiner so small, his wife went black.

Thursday July 12, 2018 @ 07:31 AM

^^ No I won faggot, go away!

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