Funny Status Message #187222

X is The definition of surprise: a fart with a lump in it.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 77118 Definition of bravery: Trying to fart when you have diarrhea.
# 70916 "Surprise, surprise, surprise!" - Gomer Pyle, World's Worst Ninja
# 80326 The Congressional Budget Super Committee has had months to work out the details on the budget and cutting the deficit but still no progress. As Gomer Pyle used to say, "Surprise, surprise, surprise!"

←Rate | 07-04-2018 16:26 by Jake

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links