Funny Status Message #187172

X says WIFE: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas. ME: {drinking toast} Why?
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 158871 For best kale smoothie: 1) Fill blender with ice 2) Place kale in trash 3) Pour rum in blender 4) Add fresh fruits 5) Blend well 6) Enjoy
# 40399 received a drinking game for Christmas from the woman that used to be my therapist. She told me once I had a drinking problem… Job Security maybe?
# 9294 loves it when his wife butters his toast.

←Rate | 07-01-2018 11:52

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links