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X is The National Animal Research Center just completed a Study as to why squirrels run under cars..Turns out they are the Married ones...
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←Rate | 06-13-2018 17:56 by Gerry

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Thursday June 14, 2018 @ 10:14 PM

Gerry are you also Uncle Buford ?

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