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X is Went to a trendy night club. Doorman: "Sorry you can't come in you've had to many." Me: "I haven't been drinking." Doorman: "No not to many drinks........ To many Birthdays."
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←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:44 by Jake

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Ray
Monday June 4, 2018 @ 12:36 PM

Too many

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