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X is Dear hefty girl Walmart shopper. It may feel like summer, but your shirt and shorts are way to small. You look like a half open can of biscuits.
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←Rate | 05-29-2018 18:30 by Jake

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Pillsbury doughboy
Tuesday May 29, 2018 @ 07:23 PM

Tee hee hee

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