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X is My dad is afraid to sleep by himself. When my mom went to vist aunt, dad had the lady from next door come over and sleep with him.
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←Rate | 04-13-2018 02:59 by Jake

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Friday April 13, 2018 @ 03:05 AM

(Oops that's) vist her aunt

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