Funny Status Message #185204
X says Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.
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StepPappy
Sunday April 8, 2018 @ 02:48 PM
Sunday April 8, 2018 @ 02:48 PM
Link: twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/979847583794212864
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Sunday April 8, 2018 @ 02:44 PM
Stolen from Twitter. This was a recent re-tweet by Patton Oswalt.