Funny Status Message #185096

X says Ohhhh you’re an alpha male on the Internet. Here. Have a cookie.
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Monday March 26, 2018 @ 04:43 AM

Yes, yes you are! You dream of Trumps hard a$$ cock up Your a$$.

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