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X says When I'm feeling down and someone says "Keep your chin up!" I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and tell them "Walk it off!"
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←Rate | 03-09-2018 07:47

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Ray
Friday March 9, 2018 @ 04:43 PM

^^^
Oh no! The pansy has to bring out his pansy gun to fight his battles for him. Pathetic pansy!

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