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X is My wife is like a peach. She too has a hart of stone.
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←Rate | 03-05-2018 13:49 by Jake

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Tuesday March 6, 2018 @ 03:35 PM

Bret "The Hitman" HART or Jim "The Anvil" NeidHART?

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