Funny Status Message #183976

X says Husband asks to see my phone. ***Swallows phone like a boa constrictor.***
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# 182744 Husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" She responds, "Yes." He says, "Then, Id like to phone a friend."
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# 85694 husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." > Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" > She responds, "Yes." He says, "Then, Id like to call a friend."

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Wednesday February 28, 2018 @ 08:01 AM

Typical cheating woman. Hoes ain't loyal.

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