Funny Status Message #183948
X is At my job, I have 500 people under me. I'm a security guard at a cemetery.
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Truman
Tuesday February 27, 2018 @ 02:58 PM
Tuesday February 27, 2018 @ 02:58 PM
Its ok. I seem to think that this is the "Truman Show" and its all about me here. You all are here to entertain my old wrinkled a$$ so stop messing around and humor me!
Tuesday February 27, 2018 @ 03:14 PM
Truman I know they're old jokes but perhaps some of the younger viewer than us on this status site might not of heard them yet and they will give them a laught or two as they did us way back when. Have a nice day. The real Jake :-)
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Tuesday February 27, 2018 @ 02:50 PM
Truman that comment at 11:44am was not from me (Jake) probably was from Ray.