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X is At my job, I have 500 people under me. I'm a security guard at a cemetery.
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←Rate | 02-26-2018 23:09 by Jake

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Tuesday February 27, 2018 @ 03:14 PM

Truman I know they're old jokes but perhaps some of the younger viewer than us on this status site might not of heard them yet and they will give them a laught or two as they did us way back when. Have a nice day. The real Jake :-)

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