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X is This program has been brought to you by Smirnoff Vodka. Smirnoff...soon to be the official drink of the USA.
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Mr. Truth
Wednesday February 21, 2018 @ 01:32 PM

Thanks to Obama and Hillary colluding with the Russians.

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