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X says Tom Brady woke up this morning and his deal with the debil has ended. His team is over, is wife is Rosie O'Donnell and he's developed an allergy to lobster.
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YourDaddy3o5
Tuesday February 6, 2018 @ 01:51 AM

I wonder if those five thumbs up you got for this dumb-ass post, are just as retarded as you?

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