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X says Two of the greatest mysteries of the universe: 1) Why are we here? 2) How come Chinese restaurants don't serve breakfast?
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Tuesday January 30, 2018 @ 07:35 AM

Most Asians are lactose intolerant, and don't have bread. Since a disproportionate number of breakfast foods are dairy, yeast breads and quick breads, they wouldn't have much of a menu.

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