Funny Status Message #183281

X says I sneak into hospitals and kiss coma patients.
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# 76230 If you sleep with someone, then try to sneak out in the morning, you are an ASS! First you have to delete your number from their phone, THEN sneak out. Come on people, use your heads.

←Rate | 01-30-2018 03:01

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