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X says Be right back, I'm gonna go pet that dog. Me, drunk, about to get butted by a goat. 🐐
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←Rate | 12-29-2017 19:28 by @UncleBSolomon , noads

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Saturday December 30, 2017 @ 01:32 AM

Idiot.

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