Funny Status Message #182432

X says I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.
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# 35055 I represent The Pizza Is Too Damn Good party... People eatin pizza 8 hours a day and 40 hours a week, my main job is to provide pizza for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Listen some childs stomach just growled did ya hear it?Give em pizza! Pizza Too Damn Good
# 152229 *calling pizza place* "Hello?" Your pizza tastes like cardboard "Are you sure you're not eating the box again?" *long pause* *click*
# 112944 asked the good folks a the pizza hut to NOT slice my pizza, my diet only allows for one piece!!

←Rate | 12-23-2017 03:16

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