Funny Status Message #181994

X says Today's relationships, you can touch each other but not each others phones
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# 47889 super excited cause In 21st century relationships.. you can touch each other's private parts BUT you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are PRIVATE!
# 28774 The one thing I hate about touch screen phones is the fact that you'll find yourself wiping them more then your ass.
# 71769 Touch someone's hand and you make them smile. Touch their heart and you make them cry. Touch their @ss and you get hit with sexual assault charges.

←Rate | 11-30-2017 04:02

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