Funny Status Message #181301

X says If my wife ever comes back as a ghost, the message written on my bathroom mirror in blood will be PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN
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# 116690 When I come back in the next life, I would like to come back as a bathroom mirror in a house full of hot women.

←Rate | 10-30-2017 15:18

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