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X is I remember how proud my wife was when she taught our baby son how to walk and talk. Now that he's 5 she's trying to teach him to sit down and shut up.
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←Rate | 09-23-2017 07:34 by Jake

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Sunday September 24, 2017 @ 01:03 AM

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