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X says My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I can't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
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←Rate | 07-31-2017 14:53 by Corn Squeezins

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Wednesday August 2, 2017 @ 11:12 AM

Anthony Jeselnik

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