Funny Status Message #179190

X says Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. OK, fine. A mannequin. But she doesn't talk much and I like that.
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# 54040 F*cking a mannequin is not an excuse to tell your friends you're banging a model.
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# 7812 wanna brag about how many followers you have and don't know, talk about useless crap, and prove to people how lonely you are.....Then join Twitter.

←Rate | 07-25-2017 08:34

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