Funny Status Message #179022

X Doctor: Sir, you will have to stop masterbating. Me: Why?? Dr: Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure.
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Gary
Thursday July 13, 2017 @ 07:39 PM

Copy and paste from "The Chive" is BS.

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