Funny Status Message #178690

Probably because men do things better

Women are nothing but play toys for us men, designed by God.

Hey fcktard, if you're gonna imitate me, the least you can do is get my name and insults right, you sapa$$! It's "Ray" not "R.ay", and my best bud is JELLYROLLMASTER. Got it buttcrunch!?

Gosh....I'm you BFF....I'm thrilled.
So is it Sir Ray today? Knighted and all....

Yes, yes you are. It's Sir Ray to you from now on donkeya$$! I'm disappointed that your boat didn't spring a leak, causing you to drown.

Na, no leaks sorry. Light winds but still good sailing. I admit, I was disappointed that the queen didn't slip and cut your head off during the ceremony, oh well, perhaps next time dip shyt.

Seeing that you made up owning a boat, it'll be hard for it to spring a leak. Just saying....

Comforting yourself again are ya? You pathetic pimple....bwahahaha

It's called reality, deal with it, sapa$$!

Your reality.
Do you really think the entire nation is as poor as you??? Must be a sad little life you live. Sniff sniff....bwahahahahah

Now that's funny.

Yawn. Sad, strange little man you are. Believe what you want, makes no difference to me dip shyt. Your situation says much about you and why you spend everyday, all day, whining and crying and trying to place blame on the president for being where you are. Hell, I'm sure you were the same during the Obama administration and previous administration's as well. What's the matter, did trump cut your welfare check or something you ridiculous pimple?

Well hell Ray, that's what you do.....and you've admitted to such, so what's the problem?

Fact is you just have to find a scapegoat because it sure couldn't be anything you've done huh. Why can't liberals take responsibility for themselves? Why do liberals feel the world owes them everything? Why Ray?

That's what I expected. Can't handle or respond to the truth so you just post something stupid. You truely are a ridiculous pimple. You will never change because you can't even be honest with yourself. Dump a$$.

Bwahahahahaha. Cry for you....get fckn real!!! You brought your cr.ap on yourself snowflake. Zero sympothy for you. Wallow in your own situation you ridiculous pimple.