Funny Status Message #17857

X I woke up this morning with a hospital arm-band on containing all the information off my fake I.D. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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←Rate | 03-27-2010 06:07 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Jersey dude
Saturday March 27, 2010 @ 10:52 AM

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