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X So I just went shopping for a night stand. the chick tried to sell me two. I was like I only need one . She didnt get it. So I asked her out.
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←Rate | 03-26-2010 00:26 by shiron cohen | Tags: Approved

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Gatsby
Saturday August 18, 2012 @ 10:19 PM

Your an idiot with lame jokes. Probobly live with your parents and all you can get is 1 night stands!

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