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X is •If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
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←Rate | 03-24-2010 03:24 by kg | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday March 24, 2010 @ 12:09 PM

Not only is this a repeat, it's a Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

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