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X says The lights are dimmed. Sexy music plays. She runs her fingers across my scar. I whisper, "I got that when I fell off the toilet," .
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←Rate | 03-22-2017 12:12 by @UncleBSolomon

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Wednesday March 22, 2017 @ 12:51 PM

Ugh...don't you have any actual funny stuff to post? This drivel you're posting sucks!

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