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X says A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine dies. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
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Tuesday March 21, 2017 @ 09:40 PM

That was awful... But it wasn't political, so... Thumbs up.

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