Funny Status Message #175040

X says My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo, because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
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# 116849 My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
# 16182 Pat Robertson blamed hurricane Katrina on sexual sin,he blamed the Haiti earthquake on a supposed pact with satan. We havn't had any severe disaster up here in Canada yet but he'll probily blame it on the success of Justin Bieber or Pamela anderson.
# 182981 World population :7,618,921,693. .... Just in case someone starts feeling too important

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