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X says I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out.
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Ray
Tuesday July 4, 2017 @ 03:00 PM

I'm thinking if your cat has ties to the Clinton then youre probably right... Get outta there!!!! Good thing Trump won!!! I'm loving it ! ! ! ha ha ha

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