Funny Status Message #173291

X says I need an app that after the third time I press the snooze button, my phone pours cold water on my face.
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# 22396 Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone but I'd bet my a$$ everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
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←Rate | 12-14-2016 05:56 , noads

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