Funny Status Message #172107

X says Instead of paying for a haunted house this year I'm just making the kids clean out the refrigerator.
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# 165509 8yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year?... Me: What's wrong with the one we live in?.. 8yo: WHAT !?!... Me: Goodnight, son.
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←Rate | 10-27-2016 05:29

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