Funny Status Message #171849

X says Never leave the house without chili ingredients & tap shoes. I'm always ready for impromptu dance-offs or cook-offs.
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# 63845 i'm not a stalker I just like impromptu games of follow the leader...... to their house
# 5688 put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
# 121588 I have nothing against Texas. But if Houston doesn't clobber New England today, I'll burn all my ZZ Top albums, forget all about The Alamo, and never eat chili again! Kidding! (About the chili part.)

←Rate | 10-15-2016 21:29

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