Funny Status Message #171612

X says Love corn mazes because they're a festive way to feel like you might never escape the hellish walls you're surrounded by.
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# 171636 Corn mazes would be a lot more fun if they would start earlier in the growing season and make it an "All you can eat" corn-on-the-cob-fest
# 200585 Do people who pay $20 for corn mazes know that you can go get lost in Ikea for only the price of three days of meatballs?
# 150402 If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.

←Rate | 10-10-2016 05:13

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