Funny Status Message #171385

X says If somebody doesn't text me back within 5 minutes I assume they don't love me or that they've died from loving me too much.
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# 90392 When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
# 128859 When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from the excitement.
# 85519 Ladies: You texted him but he hasn't texted back? Don't be too quick to assume he is ignoring you, instead assume he was obviously so excited to get your text message that he fainted.

←Rate | 10-02-2016 16:34

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