Funny Status Message #170973

X says Marriage is essentially peeing with the door open and asking "What do you want for dinner?"
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# 173811 Marriage Lifelesson: Marriage is essentially peeing with the door open and asking "What do you want for dinner?"
# 208517 Marriage tip: We live in a day of women's equality! So because of this, never ever get your wife's door in the car for her, or open a door for her. Let her do it herself, because hey, equal rights, right?
# 63233 I think I had too much to drink last night because I left the door open the whole time I was peeing. That might not sound bad, but when you're driving 65 mph, it can cause all kinds of problems.

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