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X MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t.
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←Rate | 03-16-2010 19:16 | Tags: Approved , noads

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