Funny Status Message #170411

X says Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they're asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.
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# 171441 Hillary: What kind of genius loses one billion dollars in one year? Answer: What kind of genius loses 6 billion dollars, 4 American Lives, A Laptop, 4 Cellphones, Three Tablets, & 33,000 emails all while serving as Secretary of State?
# 183401 I'm not saying all Uber drivers are bad drivers, but 100% of Uber drivers are bad drivers
# 171044 All I'm saying is a nacho bar would go a long ways towards earning that bigger tip, Uber drivers.

←Rate | 08-27-2016 14:24

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