Funny Status Message #170216
X says I don't blame the US Olympic swimmers. Every time I vandalize a gas station bathroom, I always use the "I was robbed by a Brazilian" excuse.
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- # 20020 was at the doctors today and was told that I had slow swimmers! I was a little upset and then I told the doc that their not slow, their trained Olympic backstrokers!
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