Funny Status Message #16972
X Being Single Means An Empty Butter Tub Becomes An Instant Cereal Bowl. Being Single And Drunk Means Not Washing The Butter Tub First.
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Tuesday March 16, 2010 @ 11:23 AM
Is there a reason that every word is capitalized? It's just annoying.