Funny Status Message #168749

X says Often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
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# 167445 I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
# 106935 Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children “Torn condoms”?
# 206626 Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.

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