Funny Status Message #168654

X says First Child: Top-of-the-line diaper bag filled with everything he'll need until college.
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# 168653 Second Child: Used diaper bag filled with enough basic essentials for the day.
# 168652 Third Child: Plastic grocery bag filled with one diaper, a half eaten cracker, and a flask.
# 91112 old age homes are gonna be filled with saggy tramp stamps at diaper changin time....mmm sexxxy

←Rate | 07-10-2016 05:40

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