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X is A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.
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Bill
Friday March 12, 2010 @ 01:14 AM

After she said "you know a cow was murdered for that jacket" I would have said "would you like to make it two?"

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