Funny Status Message #165894
X Just before the election this year, on Halloween, I'm going to dress up as Bernie, take kids' candy away after they've collected it, then redistribute it to kids who stayed home.
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Tommy
Saturday April 2, 2016 @ 03:09 AM
Saturday April 2, 2016 @ 03:09 AM
Ahhhhh it is relaxing to me to see a Bernie Sanders diss when the person has zero idea what Bernie's platforms are. They just see an internet meme and go bezerk thinking it is the truth...ignorance is bliss I guess
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