Funny Status Message #163553

X says [burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
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# 165922 (burglar gently waking me)....You live like this?
# 159653 Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am..
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←Rate | 01-17-2016 10:09

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