Funny Status Message #16311

X says If you die in a jihad, you get 70 virgins. Unfortunately, they're all Persian.
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←Rate | 03-06-2010 01:11 | Tags: Approved

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Friday March 12, 2010 @ 04:01 PM

Wtf ,, persian girls are hott ,, you wish !!!

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